My little sister

is 15 and a half. Every time I buy some item of food and put it in my cabinet, she eats it. It happened with my off-brand Nutella, and with a whole pack of Oreos. Then last night I brought home another half pack of Oreos. I wanted to give them to my younger brothers today, but by the time they got to them, there were only seven left.

Further, she’s been eating my Clif Bars. What sort of activity does she engage in that requires such a high-energy pre-workout snack? I wonder. I only eat them before soccer or hour-and-a-half lifting sessions when I haven’t had a meal in a few hours.

Further, she took down my towel that I put up LAST night on the hook clearly labeled “S” and wrapped it in her sweaty clothes and threw it on the floor. I can only assume she used it after showering. It’s disappointing because there aren’t any more clean towels. In its place I found a wimpy, thin, wet, white towel and a wire hanger.

Why?!