My name's Steve.: Archive

Ugh. Little brothers stole my pillow again. Why are we down one pillow?

May 1st

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This is not a joke: I am being an awful student this week. I’m not usually one for major procrastination, but this week, I’m really letting it slide. I need to pick it up again.

May 1st

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“Has anybody heard of the Pareto Principle?” *Steve raises hand.* “Ah of course, the social psychology guy.” Actually I learned it in powerlifting and bodybuilding first haha

Apr 30th

Teacher, to class: “texting in class isn’t really that distracting to me…” Steve: “Good, but I’m on tumblr. And texting.”

Apr 30th

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Middle-aged woman sucking up to the professor in class, please shut the hell up.

Apr 30th

108% on my Psych in the Workplace test. Take that, Bio III!

Apr 30th

I just listened to/watched Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe” to see if it was actually a real thing. I can’t believe this exists. Or that I watched it. I can’t believe anyone would write, perform, film, or fund this. I think I just had a seizure and an aneurism. EDIT: I have such a bad headache now.

Apr 30th

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What kid actually likes clowns? Seriously. I’ve never seen a kid see a clown and be like =D.

Apr 30th

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iTunes Survey

How many total songs? 1,832 Sort by song title – first and last? First: A.F.U. (Naturally Wired) - Van Halen yeah I’m not even sure I’ve ever listened to this one Last: 5150 - Van Halen okay, c’mon, it’s not like that… Sort by time – shortest and longest? Shortest: Stop - Pink Floyd (:32) i think, but i’m not sure Longest: Dogs - Pink Floyd (17:06) okay,...

Apr 30th

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“All my friends are guys.”

– Every girl I’ve ever met ever.

Apr 30th

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@outlookgood, Supernatural

outlookgood replied to your post: Just finished Season 1 of Supernatural… Dude, spoilers. Whoops. Sorry. But I mean, this is Tumblr. Tumblr comes with an unspoken global spoiler alert. Especially for Supernatural!

Apr 30th

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Breakfast conversations at my parents' house

Steve: Aren't milk and coffee not recommended for people with anemia?
Mum: Yeah, good point. 
Steve: What's the biological symptoms of your anemia?
Mum: Well, okay. I've always typically had a heavy period. 
Steve: OKAY
Mum: Ha, okay well when women get older, you know, menopause, typically your periods can get longer and farther apart, right?
Steve: UH HUH
Mum: Well, mine didn't, they got closer together. 
Steve: RIGHT
Mum: So essentially, there was a lot of flow...
Steve: I don't even know if I want to eat these over-easy eggs now...
Mum: Ha, I think I'm gonna make somehow myself actually, those look really good. 
Steve: This is totally going on my blog.

Apr 30th

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Just finished Season 1 of Supernatural

Hooooooooo boy. I jumped out of my skin at the end there. And I’m a little disappointed in Sam for not killing Yellow Eyes and his dad. I know, I know, it’s his possessed dad, but still. The dad’s gonna die as a consequence of this whole shebang anyways. Sheesh. Shoulda killed Yellow Eyes when you got the chance.

Apr 30th

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I went with Supernatural (slightly shorter, and I need my sleep). I’ll get to Game of Thrones another day. But it turns out Matthew (8) is sleeping in that room, so I can’t go up there to watch. Thinking about making myself a midnight snack…but my snacks are bigger than most people’s meals, so… haha

Apr 30th

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Bow bapa bow bbuhbowww

Going to put away this guitar-smelling guitar, snuggle up in bed with my teddy bear, Sir Rodger Dodger (he’s English), and watch EITHER the end of Season 1 of Supernatural or the first episode of Game of Thrones. Any input?!

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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WHEN SOMEONE DRESSES UP FOR CLASS

mylifeasaflyer: And everyone looks at them like.. This is me, as often as possible.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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These biscuits. Are hard as rocks.

Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Fandom Alert

Felicia Day, who plays Penny in Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, is guest starring on Supernatural. I’m prepared for the onslaught of gifs that are sure to follow.

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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I can’t do anything right.

Apr 27th

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Bully For Brontosaurus: Male Nipples and Clitoral... →

A hilarious and extremely informative explanation by evolutionary biologist Stephen J. Gould on why men have nipples and the placement and function of the female clitoris. Also why Freud is an asshole. Basically, it all comes down to homologous structures. Embryology, y’all. Footnote to the title, by Gould: The proper and most accurate title of this piece should be “Tits and...

Apr 27th

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